2008's First Christmas Joke

[gordonra]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint P eter s aid 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins...

 

[Nickodell]

Picture a wrecked sleigh, jumbled up reindeers, a smashed outhouse and Santa yelling at Rudolph:

"You fool, I said 'on to the Schmidt house!!'

 

[napa 1]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint P eter s aid 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins...

I needed that laugh today. Very very funny. Thanks.