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Driving in England

Rsgwynn1

Silver Level Sponsor
My wife and I just completed our 4-day, 30th anniversary driving trip. We went from London Gatwick to Canterbury, Dover, Rye, Portsmouth, Salisbury, and into London. No serious incidents but a few nasty looks at roundabouts and intersections. If you've never driven over there, a few observations:

Upgrading to a gps-enabled car is a must. Even with road atlases we would have been hopelessly confused by the direction signs. We upgraded to a Mercedes (auto and air) at Europcar. The clerk didn't tell me that it had Sat Nav and, thus, we couldn't get to Brooklands from Gatwick, having to get lost and settle for a tour of Hampton Court instead. The next day I pressed a button on the console, and, lo, the Sat Nav operator spake unto me from above! After that, clear sailing. After three days, we felt confident about driving into London, even though we got stuck with exorbitant public parking fees near our hotel (close to Harrod's).

Once you get the knack, roundabouts (they're everywhere) should present small problem. Only problem is that direction signs are hard to read at first, and you don't have any time to take them in as you hurtle toward Your Destiny. Sat Nav, of course, was a great help here, telling me which exit I should take.

If you have, say, the third exit on a roundabout, you need to be very careful about lanes. This kind of interchange means that you should enter the roundabout in the inside lane and then work out to the outer one for the exit. Can be tricky.

Think before making a turn at an intersection (especially a right turn), even if you have to hold up traffic for a few seconds. I made two exits that almost went into the wrong lane (force of habit).

A book I read put the whole matter very clearly: in England driving is based on momentum; in America, on inertia. In other words, traffic is compelled to keep moving in England, which means that you'll have to be on your toes reading signs (there's rarely a place to pull off and think things over). Here, we're accustomed to stopping and starting (lights, stop/yield signs).

On secondary roads, especially through villages, pay less attention to lane markings than to the road ahead. I found that folks park anywhere (even against the flow) and cars often jut well out into your lane, forcing you to swerve around them. You can be forced into a lane of approaching traffic if you're not careful.

If you rent a car, make sure it has the owner's manual before you leave the rental. Mine didn't, and I had some trouble figuring out how the dash controls worked!

Parking anywhere is at a premium. Sat Nav can direct you to public car parks. Pay close attention to the signs as well. I moved to car in front of our London hotel to load luggage the last day we were there. Put six pounds into the machine for a couple of hours, placed the ticket on the dash, and still got a fifty pound ticket? Why? I was parking in a resident's slot, not across the street where the metered parking applied. Sadder Budweiser.

One of our nicest drives was from our highwayside hotel in Canterbury (a Holiday Inn Express, of all things!) to a local pub for supper a few miles out in the country. It was one of those narrow country roads with a canopy of trees and hedges tunneling it. Very pretty, for a short drive. Otherwise, stick to the M's (motorways) as much as you can. Just like driving on an interstate here. I'd originally thought, having seen too many of those World's Worst Drivers clips on tv, that it would be best to stick to the secondary roads (the A's). It isn't. Things can get very slow and dicey. We drove from Dover to near Brighton on an A, through the rainest recorded June day in English history, and it was a little testy. Let's just say that my non-smoking pledge didn't survive that little jaunt!

Don't plan on doing much roadside sightseeing if you're the driver!

And, finally, don't listen to your wife's screams if they're different from what Sat Nav is telling you! We had a couple of issues here. Still, we're still married and, even more thankfully, still alive.

I kept an eye out for Sunbeams, but the vast majority of the cars on the roads (and there were a lot of them) were fairly new. No twenty-year-old Impalas belching smoke like you'd find here in Texas. Saw only one classic, a nicely purring Sprite at Stonehenge. Incidentally, there you can't park close to the ruins like Chevy Chase did, so don't worry about backing into a monolith and bringing the whole thing down like a row of dominoes.

Next time? France!

Sam
 

Jaars

Gold Level Sponsor
Interesting Sam,

Worse is driving from the continent with a LHD car in England. And aslo those roundabouts. Even in France and Holland they are appearing more and more. Although I found also a few more STOP signs in France than in the past.
In France people drive a lot more civilized than twenty or more years ago. Apparently the police is really cracking down on not obeying the laws.
And yes nowhere in England to pull off and think about your route or look at the map. You depend fully on your co-driver (or NAV system?), but I like driving there despite all this. Robert
 

Bill Blue

Platinum Level Sponsor
I rode shotgun with my oldest son from Paris to southern Bavaria. Lots of roundabouts. We found the best solution was to plan on doing at least a complete circuit while trying to decipher the roadsigns. They sure have a knack of making them different.

Only got lost a couple of times, courtesy of my son and MapQuest. Second time took us an hour to figure out the problem and we were on the right road. Just a hundred some miles from where we thought we were.

Bill
 

Nickodell

Donation Time
Last time wifey and I drove in France they had roadside "courts." Sure enough, when I did what I thought was a perfectly safe U-turn (nearest traffic 1/2 mile away) I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop and escorted to the court, a table under a tent, where the magistrate listened to the cop's evidence and then lectured: c'etait une chose tres dangerous que vous avait fait monsieur (think I spelled that right).

I was then given the option: an instant $50 fine or hand over my license and appear in a proper court the next day, or maybe a later date, which the magistrate said would probably result in three times the fine if court costs are included. All in all, a system rather reminiscent of certain small towns in the Deep South USA. Not wanting to spend a night, or more, in hicksville, France, or pay $150, I handed over the $50 and was on my way in 15 minutes, accompanied by maintenant, prenez guarde, monsieur! (Now take care, sir).

I believe they instituted these drumhead courts both to relieve clogged courts and because most tourists from overseas would get a ticket and then thumb their noses ("what're they going to do, send INTERPOL after me?") A knowledgeable friend, who visits France regularly on business, told the licensing authorities in his home state that he'd lost his license, and now carries the (non-lost) original and its replacement. If he gets pulled over on a trip he plans to just hand over one of them, promise to appear in court - nudge nudge - and keep the ticket as a souvenir. Of course, that is dishonest.
 

Rsgwynn1

Silver Level Sponsor
Jaars said: Worse is driving from the continent with a LHD car in England.

When we stayed at the Holiday Inn Express outside Canterbury, I noticed that over half the cars there were LHD. I figured it out at breakfast the next morning when the room was full of middle-age Dutch tourists on some kind of safety-in-numbers pilgrimage!
 
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