With apologizes to the engineers in the group:
- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
- You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.
- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
- You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
- You know what http:// actually stands for.
- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
- You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.
- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
- You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
- You know what http:// actually stands for.
- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.