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You might be an engineer if...

Alpine 1789

SAOCA President
Diamond Level Sponsor
With apologizes to the engineers in the group:

- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.

- You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.

- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

- You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.

- You know what http:// actually stands for.

- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
 

puff4

Platinum Level Sponsor
I will own up to all of the following.... especially the first one!

With apologizes to the engineers in the group:

- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

- You have saved the power cord from [every] broken appliance.

- You know what http:// actually stands for.

- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
 

Alpine 1789

SAOCA President
Diamond Level Sponsor
I am not an engineer, but own up to more than a few of them. I have many, many digitized Dilbert comics stored on my computer, which probably counts double. As for the first, I probably should have updated that to say "Best Buy salespeople", although they were always more knowledgeable than the ones at Circuit City.
 

Series6

Past President
Gold Level Sponsor
As for the first, I probably should have updated that to say "Best Buy salespeople", although they were always more knowledgeable than the ones at Circuit City.

Might be the reason Circuit City went out of business.... :D
 
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