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TAxRefund

DanR

Diamond Level Sponsor
Subject: TAX REFUND USA - Applies to stimulus spending also

After filing their personal tax returns by April 15th, many Americans will again receive a tax refund.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:

Q. What is a tax refund payment?

A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the American economy by spending your tax refund wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .


* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.


* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.


* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.


* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.


* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.


* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to baseball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos


(These are the only “truly†American businesses still operating)
Conclusion:

Go to a baseball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

No need to thank me, I'm just glad to be of help.
 

MikeH

Diamond Level Sponsor
For beer you would have to buy Yuengling or a micro-brewed beer. The big breweries are now foreign owned. Miller, South African Breweries. Anheuser-Busch, Anheuser-Busch InBev (Belgium).
 
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