Very Rare Optional Bonnet Mascot

[Series3Scott]

All you amateurs keep chasing around looking for that ugly chrome spear to mount on your bonnet.

Well here's something worth mounting on your Alpine's bonnet - try finding one of these!

 

[Chuck Ingram]

I had one similar but she couldn't take stopping the bugs from hitting the windshield

 

[Lee Brogden]

I had one as well, it was a great place to park my bike in the garage!!

 

[Series3Scott]

Photo Caption Contest

Actually, this gives me an idea. Let's see who can come up with the best caption for this photo. We'll take submissions until next Saturday. The SAOCA officers will vote and the winner gets the t-shirt of their choice from the T-Shirt Shop linked to our website. SAOCA Officers are not eligible, but here's my captions:

"My don't the British think of everything?"

"I wonder if she'll fit on my badge bar?"

"Now THAT'S a pair of spot lamps!"

p.s. I think I just hijacked my own thread.....

 

[Ken Ellis]

"Young Ian kept mumbling to himself...
boots to bonnets, boots to bonnets, boots to bonnets...
But from that day forward, his life would never be the same."


Ken

 

[Alpineracer8]

Hmmm...get her up there just right and she'd make an excellent deer whistle!!! (Sorry...somebody had to say it...)

Have a great Sunbeam weekend everyone,

 

[Series3Scott]

"Suddenly, budding engineer Reginald Entwistle was inspired to develop the spin on oil filter"

 

[fj55mike]

What's the matter, sweetie, got a bee up your bonnet?

 

[RickC]

Now those are what I call bumperettes.

 

[jmthehermit]

Gently son, or you'll wash the paint off!!!!

 

[Series6]

Caption

"Not to be out done, Sunbeam's answer to Rolls Royce's "Spirit of Ecstasy" Radiator ornament is shown shortly before being unveiled. Here, to his shock and dismay, Marketing Specialist Bernard Smythe-Vickers realizes Lucas installed the ornament in reverse, just moments before bringing the concept before a Marketing Focus Group in Debney."

 

[Alpine James]

Allow me to introduce myself. Bond, James Bond.

 

[Lee DeRamus saoca0404]

"I don't care if you are late for tea, just stay where you are and keep reving that motor up"!!!

 

[Series3Scott]

LOL!!

I'd have to say Nick has pulled ahead of the pack for the time being....

"Not to be out done, Sunbeam's answer to Rolls Royce's "Spirit of Ecstasy" Radiator ornament is shown shortly before being unveiled. Here, to his shock and dismay, Marketing Specialist Bernard Smythe-Vickers realizes Lucas installed the ornament in reverse, just moments before bringing the concept before a Marketing Focus Group in Debney."

 

[napa 1]

Honey, does this Alpine make my butt look big?

 

[sammaw@bellsout]

yeah, the engine could be better, but I really love the parking brakes

 

[Armand4]

The next time someone asks me why I bought an Alpine, I'm going to show them this picture.

 

[sammaw@bellsout]

#2

Although it was thought to be an American invention of the 1980's, the first bikini car wash opened in Coventry, England in the early 1960's

 

[sammaw@bellsout]

# 3 (sorry, can't help myself)

Dr. Nigel Montgomery, Phd, did not acheive fame until his device was installed on the USS Enterprise, but an early prototype of the tractor beam was tested on his Alpine.

 

[Nickodell]

1) "I say, when I specified the optional twin hooters I was really thinking of horns."

(P.S. Isn't that Terry Thomas?)

2) "Briefs encounter."

3) "My word, they've certainly improved the look of the meter maids. This is the ninth time this morning I've deliberately parked in a 'No Parking' spot."