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A Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

MikeH

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A Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him.

When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly..

The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was..

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space
between the sand.

The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children,
your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house
and your car..

The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never
have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children.

Spend time with your parents.

Visit with grandparents.

Take your spouse out to dinner.

Play another 18.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.

The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend..
 

Nickodell

Donation Time
When my mom was a little kid in England, during WWI, there was an anti-alcohol organization, called The League of Hope, that had been around since the late 19th century. Its mission was to try to persuade men to stop wasting their meager incomes on booze, and cut down on spousal abuse.

She used to go to some of the open-air meetings in the village because they served tea, biscuits (cookies to you) and cakes, which was an attraction during the strict wartime food rationing. You had to listen to a lecture before they served the goodies. At one such meeting the lecturer produced a couple of jars, each containing a worm. Into one he poured water; into the other, whiskey. After a few minutes, the one in water was quite healthy, while the one in whiskey had died.

"You see what the devil alcohol does to living flesh!" he boomed. The audience was impressed. "Are there any questions?" he asked.

One man spoke for the crowd: "Have ye finished with the whiskey?"
 
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